Salutations.
My name is Tabitha.
I like long walks on the beach and terrible puns.

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scabitha

 

Een Jonge Reporter Aan De Rol

angelxkairi:

Scanned the 18+ Tintin parody book my father gave me, he said it’s from somewhere in the 80’s. It’s in Dutch, I wouldn’t mind translating it, it’s just that I don’t really have time atm, I only was able to take some time to scan, watermark and upload this (which also took long to do) because I don’t have to leave for school till 10AM on wednesdays

Put under a Read More, cuz of many many reasons x-x
WARNING, SOME OF THE WEIRDEST PAIRINGS ARE DOWN HERE

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Oh… this can’t be that ba-

jESUS H. FUCK. 

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Remember Steve from Blues Clues?


Yeah. Well he’s a musician now. This is one of his songs. 

This is him. 

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?
BREASTS ARE A DETERMINING FACTOR!?
I WAS THINKING CLAIRE. FROM PROFESSOR LAYTON (AND HE GOT IT WRONG)
BUT SMALL BREASTS!?REALLY?
ASK MR. HERSHEL ABOUT THAT. SEE WHAT HE HAS TO SAY ABOUT YOU TALKING ABOUT HIS WOMANS BOOBS. 
A TRUE GENTLEMAN NEVER LETS A BITCH TALK ABOUT HIS LADY THAT WAY. LUKE, HOLD MY JACKET. I’M GOING TO TEACH THIS GUY HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN. WITH MY FISTS.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?

BREASTS ARE A DETERMINING FACTOR!?

I WAS THINKING CLAIRE. FROM PROFESSOR LAYTON (AND HE GOT IT WRONG)

BUT SMALL BREASTS!?
REALLY?

ASK MR. HERSHEL ABOUT THAT. SEE WHAT HE HAS TO SAY ABOUT YOU TALKING ABOUT HIS WOMANS BOOBS.

A TRUE GENTLEMAN NEVER LETS A BITCH TALK ABOUT HIS LADY THAT WAY.
LUKE, HOLD MY JACKET. I’M GOING TO TEACH THIS GUY HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN. WITH MY FISTS.